Stressed, Depressed, but Well Dressed

I dont suck at math but i do suck in general :>

Fuck this shit give me a BURGER!!

My boredom entertains me

I would get a giant zit on my face today…universe u fucken crossed the line on this one!

Why cant i just stop thinking for one second…is that too much too ask? Why is it that my thoughts revolve around you? Why cant i realize you’re gone? Why cant i move on? I guess im just not willing to give up on hope….must i remind myself that hope is just a word used to describe the reality of things euphamistically? But alas i cant because im still hanging on to memories i cant and wont discard.

jennpineda:

me: oh i have insurance until im 19.

gen: i have it until im 21?

dulce: i have it until im 32.

hahahhahahahahahhahaaaaa i was like daaaaaaaaaaamn!

I have no insurance -_____-

“Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s all right. You are forgiven.” -SG

I would fucken clean the whole house cook for my bitch family only to lie down for a little nap and not have a moment of silence and my damn mother bitch that i just lay around doing nothing…and the bitch tells me why i dont want to commute to college…fuck you!!!! Im really tired of this crap i dont care if i have to work on the corner to pay for my education and live on campus cuz i simply cannot take this BULLSHIT anymore!!!!…..thanks stupid universe hit me with ur best shot if u have to im ready.

I would find a giant envelope with a complete record of every message and phone call i have ever made….thanks universe its not like im suffering as it is.

Had a blast cleaning the kitchen (no sarcasm intended)

So roommate assignments are posted this thursday and its barely tuesday. I cannot wait to know who i will be rooming with for possibly a whole school year. The last thing i want my roommate to be is not mature, shy or extremely quiet, intolerant, and plainly put stupid. Maybe im asking for too much but im paying for this so i better get what i want!!

I did not think i was going to feel this empty and im trying to fill this gaping hole but nothing fits it right… Why must i deal with the void of your stupidity and insecurity.

Cuz it just is!

I had the funnies dream ever! Gladly i will share it with you people. So in my dream we went to the same college (by we i mean me and eric and we were holding hands so i think something was going on haha). As we were walking thru campus we went to starbucks but just entered and exited becuz i saw eric silva and was avoiding him by covering my face….after that we saw a lecture hall with Ryan Ruelas campaigning his Bros club into this college. Apparently i thought it would be funny to join this lecture and jokingly support this measure. So Ruelas spots me and eric and motions us to speak in this circle of students. At this point eric disappears (figures) and Jim carrey appears (wtf?!) i sat next to jonathan g. And he made fun of how my feet didnt reach the ground cuz the chair was too high up the floor. The group of students sitting in a circle went around passing the microphone for each student to say something so i stand up in front of this group of students and give some bs speech of how we need courage and bravery in facing stereotypes in the world only for jim carrey to talk with his butt --. Ruelas gets pissed and slaps him! I crack up and carrey slaps ruelas back! Since i was sitting next to jim he looks at me and i say, “Is it my turn?” and slap carrey right in the face. At this point im cracking up in the floor of the classroom in my dream and apparently in reality hahaha. After i stop Monica Najera shows up and says, “Hey dude stop laughing it makes my sister sad.” That causes me to crack up again ahahahaha. Finally i stop my insane laughter and being the diva i am turn to carrey and ask him, “So how come you guys arent making any Ice Age movies anymore?” (wtf was carrey even in that movie). Only for him to respond, “talk to my butt.” --. Finally eric reappears and tells me we are leaving so i leave with the whole lecture interruped ruelas on the floor monicas sister sad becuz of my laughing and jim carrey sitting there.

I hate being in the family car for two reasons: its hella hot and my brothers think its cool to fart

harmoniouschaos:

I was going to join but then I remembered I wasn’t wearing underwear.

Nah its cuz ur crippled

Mens clothing is expensive there goes my “i want to look cute in college” look -__——